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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:20 am

Why shouldn't you tell pigs secrets?





They might squeal.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:15 pm

Did you hear about the semi-colon who got arrested?






He's currently inbetween two sentences.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:13 am

What did one butt cheek say to the other?





Together we can stop this crap.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:25 pm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?





Because they're so good at it.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:53 pm

I picked this up at Walmart yesterday for $1, so I guess it's indisputable now!

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:50 am

Why did the pony drink tea?





It was a little horse.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:10 am

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?





Look for the fresh prints
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:34 am

What rock group has four men that can't sing?





Mount Rushmore
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:44 am

What's a sea monster's favorite meal?





Fish and ships
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:22 am

What do you call a gold medalist monkey?





A chimpion.
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