Dad Joke of the Day

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:20 am

Why shouldn't you tell pigs secrets?

They might squeal.

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:15 pm

Did you hear about the semi-colon who got arrested?

He's currently inbetween two sentences.

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:13 am

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Together we can stop this crap.

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:25 pm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:53 pm

I picked this up at Walmart yesterday for $1, so I guess it's indisputable now!

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:50 am

Why did the pony drink tea?

It was a little horse.

by **packerbacker180** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:10 am

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:34 am

What rock group has four men that can't sing?

Mount Rushmore

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:44 am

What's a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:22 am

What do you call a gold medalist monkey?

A chimpion.