Why can't the Easter Bunny sleep the night before Easter?
He gets too egg-cited!
Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Apr 09, 2023 8:54 pm
Vavoom.
Why can't the Easter Bunny sleep the night before Easter?
He gets too egg-cited!
Why can't the Easter Bunny sleep the night before Easter?
He gets too egg-cited!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:23 am
Why do they say don't try this at home and leave to the experts
This is why
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:53 pm
My wife told me this one today, and it was so bad I had to share it so I guess it's the Mom Joke of the Day...
Did you see Justin Timberlake is in the news again?
Did you see Justin Timberlake is in the news again?
Spoiler:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon May 01, 2023 2:43 am
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat May 13, 2023 7:36 am
What do you call for those that's not a fan of Friday 13th the day, franchise or anything for any reason especially when the 13th is a Saturday like today
A close call
A close call
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:45 am
Make sure to say how your Farther's Day was 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:37 am
What do you call a good, old fashion happy man hugging event 
A good bro-mance
A good bro-mance
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:07 pm
Sad I come to post just below a gif of Carl Weathers. RIP, sir.
Heard this one from my son...
What's faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
Heard this one from my son...
What's faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Fri Feb 02, 2024 10:10 pm
LOL, uh oh. Soon, your son will be writing your new material!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Feb 03, 2024 6:45 am
Amazing, what are the odds
That was some joke your son came up with there.
What do you call old frenemies time that you just know it ain't gonna be just one
An all-niter
That was some joke your son came up with there.
What do you call old frenemies time that you just know it ain't gonna be just one
An all-niter
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