Dad Joke of the Day

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 10:04 am

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in History.

by **BrandonDaCollector** » Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:59 am

Aaahhh

What's one thing Santa hates :?:

Tazmaniacs :!:

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:24 pm

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

by **BrandonDaCollector** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:16 am

What happens when Santa is missing his sack :?:

A conk on the old noggin :batsmh:

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:38 am

Why should you never lend money to an elf?

They're always short

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:29 am

How is Christmas exactly like your job?

You do all the work, and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

by **BrandonDaCollector** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:48 am

What was the real reason why they decided that Halloween 2 thru H: Resurrection isn't canon anymore :?:

Because Laurie was Kranky about her demise and wanted a new identity along with Scott Calvin after his "Clause" expired

by **packerbacker180** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:23 am

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?

A Mistle-toad.

by **BrandonDaCollector** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:04 am

Oh boy all those are a riot :lol:

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:57 pm

What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?

Fleece Navidad