December of course
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu Dec 01, 2022 6:09 am
If you love Christmas, who do you say hello too
December of course
December of course
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:06 pm
December is too damn cold. I need to become a snowbird.
What do you get when Santa doesn't realize the fireplace is lit?
Krisp Kringle
What do you get when Santa doesn't realize the fireplace is lit?
Krisp Kringle
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:47 am
Why are Christmas trees always looking to the future?
Because the present is beneath them.
Because the present is beneath them.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:02 pm
It's -23'F here today. I hate it.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:39 am
Its been quite cold here too Acid, We've been having like 35 - 45 mph gust for days now making it even colder and I've been like this since October really, I mean the cold is quite intense, seems more so than it should be 
Oh those are hilarious PB, "the present" is beneath them
Why is it good to have a Sister especially around Christmas time
Because she knows "WHO" you ARE
Oh those are hilarious PB, "the present" is beneath them
Why is it good to have a Sister especially around Christmas time
Because she knows "WHO" you ARE
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:20 am
What Christmas present can't be beat?
A broken drum
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Dec 04, 2022 9:36 am
Oh indeed it is
Oh brother, that's a good one
What's better than a charm for Christmas
Four of'em
Oh brother, that's a good one
What's better than a charm for Christmas
Four of'em
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sun Dec 04, 2022 1:32 pm
You might think that's all the Christmas jokes there are... but wait...
Spoiler:
How do snowmen get to work?
By-icicle
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Sun Dec 04, 2022 3:53 pm
Great photo gag.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:02 am
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"
The letter "Y"
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