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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Tue Nov 22, 2022 2:56 pm
What do you call a snowman with six-pack abs?
The Abdominal Snowman
Just a quick reminder that bumbles bounce!
The Abdominal Snowman
Just a quick reminder that bumbles bounce!
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:31 pm
Good one!
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Nov 23, 2022 8:34 am
Nice ones!
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What's the 4 Minionum things you want over for Christmas
The Minions
Here's Mine
What's the 4 Minionum things you want over for Christmas
The Minions
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Wed Nov 23, 2022 2:30 pm
Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail?
A retail store.
A retail store.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Thu Nov 24, 2022 10:46 am
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because their buckles are on their hats.
Because their buckles are on their hats.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:24 pm
Lol.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:20 am
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Fri Nov 25, 2022 9:44 am
What's Santa's favorite car?
A Toy-ota
A Toy-ota
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:58 pm
Lol.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Nov 26, 2022 7:38 am
Oh gosh that one was 
So yesterday was Black Friday...what else could you call this "Doorbusting", Thanksgiving ruiner
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FIGHT NIGHT
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