Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri May 13, 2022 10:06 pm
Oh, sorry, B. I didn't see yours. There's no right or wrong here, post away. Rhubarb, lol.
"Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It's 2 AM."
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri May 13, 2022 10:10 pm
OK, good PB, thanks 
By the way Acid, good one
By the way Acid, good one
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Mon May 16, 2022 6:04 pm
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes...
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Tue May 17, 2022 11:42 pm
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Thu May 19, 2022 7:18 pm
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?"
"Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri May 20, 2022 5:37 am
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon May 23, 2022 8:26 am
What joke doesn't Batman like 
Well the"Jingle Bells Batman Smells" joke of course
Well the"Jingle Bells Batman Smells" joke of course
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Mon May 23, 2022 9:41 am
Lol
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Tue May 24, 2022 5:47 am
Thanks 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Tue May 24, 2022 10:43 am
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
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