Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu May 05, 2022 6:49 am
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Thu May 05, 2022 2:41 pm
How do you weigh a millennial?
In instagrams
In instagrams
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu May 05, 2022 8:54 pm
Oh boy, a millienial joke 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Thu May 12, 2022 3:28 pm
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Thu May 12, 2022 4:16 pm
Witches be crazy
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu May 12, 2022 9:45 pm
Nice Acid, I might give it a shot 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu May 12, 2022 11:11 pm
What is one thing you should NEVER do 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Fri May 13, 2022 5:20 pm
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth...
Then it's a soap opera.
Then it's a soap opera.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri May 13, 2022 5:39 pm
Nice, clean joke.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri May 13, 2022 9:59 pm
How was Mine 
If it wasn't good enough then I'm not gonna participate in this one more
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