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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:16 am

Why was Luke lonely?





He was looking for love in Alderaan places.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:57 am

Where do Luke and Leia shop for Father's Day?





At the Darth Mall.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:29 am

Ah more SW, these are really good :)
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:43 am

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?




Adobe-wan Kenobi
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:59 pm

Oh boy, another SW doozy :lol: :batshock: :wwshock: :smsmh:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon May 02, 2022 6:59 am

What's the inner temperature of a tauntaun?





Lukewarm.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Mon May 02, 2022 8:23 am

:roll: :smsmh: :wwsmh: :batsmh:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue May 03, 2022 6:47 am

How do Tuskens cheat on their taxes?





They always file single, to hide their numbers.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Tue May 03, 2022 8:02 am

:smlol: :batshock: :wwsmh: :lol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed May 04, 2022 5:39 pm

What sound do Yoda's sheep make?





Day go baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Bonus, because I saw this today and it made me laugh
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