Dad Joke of the Day

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:00 pm

What do you call a million rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:52 pm

What happens when you layeth the smacketh down upon Dwayne Johnson's butt?

You hit Rock bottom.

by **Idiot Savant** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:46 pm

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party…

Now I’m homeless

(I’ll show myself out…)

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:47 am

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:22 am

Why did the chicken dating service fail?

They couldn't make hens meet.

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:22 pm

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:28 pm

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the Dark Side.

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:12 pm

What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?

A school bus

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:01 pm

How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesars

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:51 pm

How do you overcome a fear of speed bumps?

You get over it slowly.