Dad Joke of the Day

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:41 am

What's a pizzeria's favorite song?

Slice, Slice, Baby

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:56 am

What do Vegan zombies eat?

"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:01 am

What did the drummer names his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two..

by **packerbacker180** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:11 pm

What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:56 am

How do you watch Origami wrestling?

Paperview

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:00 am

What do you call an old person who still hears well?

Deaf defying

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:39 am

What has five toes and isn't your foot?

My foot.

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:35 am

What has lot's of balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

RIP Markie Post

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 9:47 am

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it.

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 7:26 am

What should a sniper never tell his wife?

I missed you today.