Dad Joke of the Day

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:29 pm

Why shouldn't you use a pencil with a broken tip?

Because it's pointless!

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:38 am

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

by **packerbacker180** » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:48 am

What kind of teacher never farts in public?

A private tutor.

by **packerbacker180** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:43 pm

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

by **packerbacker180** » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:15 am

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

by **packerbacker180** » Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:57 am

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's a little lighter.

by **packerbacker180** » Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:06 am

Why did the cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

by **packerbacker180** » Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:47 am

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

by **packerbacker180** » Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:55 am

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

by **packerbacker180** » Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:43 pm

Why did the old man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.