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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:41 am

What's a pizzeria's favorite song?





Slice, Slice, Baby
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:56 am

What do Vegan zombies eat?





"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:01 am

What did the drummer names his twin daughters?





Anna One, Anna Two..
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:11 pm

What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?





Nothing, they fast.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:56 am

How do you watch Origami wrestling?





Paperview
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:00 am

What do you call an old person who still hears well?





Deaf defying
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:39 am

What has five toes and isn't your foot?





My foot.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:35 am

What has lot's of balls and screws old ladies?





Bingo
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Aug 09, 2021 9:47 am

How do you make Holy Water?





You boil the Hell out of it.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Aug 10, 2021 7:26 am

What should a sniper never tell his wife?





I missed you today.
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