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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Nov 22, 2022 2:56 pm

What do you call a snowman with six-pack abs?





The Abdominal Snowman
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Just a quick reminder that bumbles bounce!
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby AcidDragon » Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:31 pm

Good one!
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Wed Nov 23, 2022 8:34 am

Nice ones!

Here's Mine

What's the 4 Minionum things you want over for Christmas :?:




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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Nov 23, 2022 2:30 pm

Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail?




A retail store.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Nov 24, 2022 10:46 am

Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?





Because their buckles are on their hats.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby AcidDragon » Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:24 pm

Lol.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:20 am

:lol: :batlol: :wwlol: :smlol:
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Nov 25, 2022 9:44 am

What's Santa's favorite car?





A Toy-ota
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby AcidDragon » Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:58 pm

Lol.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sat Nov 26, 2022 7:38 am

Oh gosh that one was :batshock: :wwlol: :smsmh:

So yesterday was Black Friday...what else could you call this "Doorbusting", Thanksgiving ruiner :?:



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