Goin' drinkin' with Ric Flair & Hulk Hogan of course
Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:40 am
How do you have a "bloody" good time all night long
Goin' drinkin' with Ric Flair & Hulk Hogan of course
Goin' drinkin' with Ric Flair & Hulk Hogan of course
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:06 pm
Wooooooooooooo!
How does cereal pay it's bills?
With Chex.
How does cereal pay it's bills?
With Chex.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:26 am
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You cancel it's credit card.
You cancel it's credit card.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:39 am
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:17 pm
How do vampires travel overseas?
On blood vessels.
Why don't mummies take days off?
They're afraid to unwind.
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?
They don't have the guts.
On blood vessels.
Why don't mummies take days off?
They're afraid to unwind.
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?
They don't have the guts.
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Oct 30, 2022 6:35 am
Ah, clever PB, you just did it in the nick of time. I'm gonna take My shot at it 
After he was taken over by Vigo, what was Janosz doing in the mean time?
Why he was making out with Dracula's Brides 
What don't you want to do to a big breasted vampire babe
You don't want to stake her out
How do you end a session of a scary topic
You close the lid on it 
After he was taken over by Vigo, what was Janosz doing in the mean time?
Why he was making out with Dracula's Brides
What don't you want to do to a big breasted vampire babe
You don't want to stake her out
How do you end a session of a scary topic
You close the lid on it
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:46 am
Say, those are pretty....ghoul-d!
Should've done these all month. Guess we need to make it up with a speed round!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Maliboo.
Why do demons and ghouls hangout together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates.
Why are there never zombies in jail?
Because they can't be taken alive.
Should've done these all month. Guess we need to make it up with a speed round!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Maliboo.
Why do demons and ghouls hangout together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates.
Why are there never zombies in jail?
Because they can't be taken alive.
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:11 am
Thanks. Great stuff PB 
Yeah but at least we're doing it now just in time 
Cool thing you did with The Yeti 
It's Halloween so here is a big all wrestling special
If she isn't scary then what is she
She's Sensational Queen Sherri
What was the PPV that was extreme before extreme was cool
It was WCW Halloween Havoc
How do you make Dracula less DANGEROUSLY
You make him take his TEETH OUT
How do you take a Cactus out
You you knock it off
Why do Pumpkins still have stems after you carve them?
So you can do your own-self IN
What happens when raise a genocidal madman
You get hit by them
What do you do to a Scorpion after you befriended it?
You BETRAY It!
After Hulk Hogan inadvertently knocks you off of the roof, what do you do
You come back and scare him stiff
Why is it good to have a classy hot lady in your corner
So she can have a smashing good time and help you win
How do you save a frenemy
By botching your fire
Now LISTEN to JR...
and Elvira
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Yeah but at least we're doing it now just in time Cool thing you did with The Yeti It's Halloween so here is a big all wrestling special
If she isn't scary then what is she
She's Sensational Queen Sherri
What was the PPV that was extreme before extreme was cool
It was WCW Halloween Havoc
How do you make Dracula less DANGEROUSLY
You make him take his TEETH OUT
How do you take a Cactus out
You you knock it off
Why do Pumpkins still have stems after you carve them?
So you can do your own-self IN
What happens when raise a genocidal madman
You get hit by them
What do you do to a Scorpion after you befriended it?
You BETRAY It!
After Hulk Hogan inadvertently knocks you off of the roof, what do you do
You come back and scare him stiff
Why is it good to have a classy hot lady in your corner
So she can have a smashing good time and help you win
How do you save a frenemy
By botching your fire
Now LISTEN to JR...
and Elvira
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Mon Oct 31, 2022 9:33 am
Ok, if you want wrestling, here's a variation on a joke my kids like...
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Sweet Chin Music
What does Darby Allin take for a sore throat?
Coffin drops
Why don't vampires bet on sports?
They don't like the stakes.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Booicks.
Who is the best at the Monster Mash?
The Boogie Man
What's a zombies favorite bean?
Human bean
Why don't skeletons trick or treat?
They don't have the stomach for it
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Sweet Chin Music
What does Darby Allin take for a sore throat?
Coffin drops
Why don't vampires bet on sports?
They don't like the stakes.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Booicks.
Who is the best at the Monster Mash?
The Boogie Man
What's a zombies favorite bean?
Human bean
Why don't skeletons trick or treat?
They don't have the stomach for it
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Re: D(e)ad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:05 pm
Ah, sweet wrestling ones and the rest are too PB
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