by beastovjudgement » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:53 am
You seem to like making lists as much as I. RRAAARRGGGH, your picks are stoopid! No, bad joke, sorry. I would like some sort of Inhumanoids revival.
My picks:
F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack. This has been rumored as in development for many years. The stories are a blend of crime fiction and supernatural horror. They would make a great movie series.
King Diamond's Abigail. This 1987 concept album's story features a cursed bloodline, a haunted mansion, a possessed woman giving unnatural birth to the reincarnation of an evil child, murder, cannibalism, black magic, and more. How is it not a movie yet?
GI Joe. I don't count the ones already made. This was the first truly multicultural action property; the original 13 team had female, black, Latino, and Jewish members. it was ahead of its time. A GI Joe movie should be set in the early 1980's, and should have an older cast to convey the team are grizzled veterans culled from the absolute best of the armed forces. Keeping to that idea, I nominate Helen Mirren as the Baroness.
Dan Simmons's Illium and Olympos. The Trojan War restaged thousands of years in the future, on Mars. Sentient robots, resurrected dinosaurs, violence.
Thundarr the Barbarian. Post-apocalyptic sword and sorcery. What more needs to be said?
"The bestial screams, a life devoted - to the occult.
The flickering lights, my dream came true.
And now I'm dead.
Find me, take me. To the void, to the crooked nest, to Nekrohaven."
Satyricon, "Nekrohaven"