Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed May 25, 2022 7:55 am
Oh boy
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Wed May 25, 2022 1:54 pm
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the boat doc.
To the boat doc.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri May 27, 2022 8:16 am
Now that is a good answer 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri May 27, 2022 12:49 pm
In honor of Obi-wan Kenobi coming out today....
If Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-wan Kenobi, what is Luke short for?
A Stormtrooper.
If Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-wan Kenobi, what is Luke short for?
A Stormtrooper.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat May 28, 2022 6:45 am
Oh gosh, that is so obvious but so good 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sat May 28, 2022 8:57 am
What was the American colonies favorite drink?
Liber-tea!
Liber-tea!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun May 29, 2022 8:05 am
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Tue Jun 07, 2022 5:01 pm
What did one casket say to the other?
Is that you coffin?
Is that you coffin?
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Jun 08, 2022 6:35 am
Oh gosh that one is horrendous 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by AcidDragon » Thu Jun 09, 2022 6:27 pm
LOL.
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