Slice, Slice, Baby
Dad Joke of the Day
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What's a pizzeria's favorite song?
Slice, Slice, Baby
Slice, Slice, Baby
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What do Vegan zombies eat?
"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"
"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"
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What did the drummer names his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two..
Anna One, Anna Two..
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What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Nothing, they fast.
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How do you watch Origami wrestling?
Paperview
Paperview
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What do you call an old person who still hears well?
Deaf defying
Deaf defying
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What has five toes and isn't your foot?
My foot.
My foot.
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What has lot's of balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
RIP Markie Post
Bingo
RIP Markie Post
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How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the Hell out of it.
You boil the Hell out of it.
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What should a sniper never tell his wife?
I missed you today.
I missed you today.
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