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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:38 am

Dems are pretty good :lol:


Cyber Week/Month st still ongoing at most places so what are you to do :?


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Nothing, same as always :? :lol: :batsmh: :wwlol: :smsmh:

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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:44 pm

What's the best gift for someone who has everything?





A burglar alarm
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:05 am

Where does Santa store his suit?





In the Claus-et
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby OneNineSix » Wed Dec 07, 2022 2:21 pm

lolol
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:57 am

Those are :lol: PB ;)
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Dec 08, 2022 9:36 am

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?





They're always losing their needles
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Dec 09, 2022 8:25 am

:lol: :batshock: :wwsmh: :smlol:
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:49 pm

Why does Santa have a big garden?





He loves to hoe, hoe, hoe
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:38 pm

What did one snowman say to the other?





I smell carrots
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Dec 11, 2022 9:09 am

Why don't you see as many Advent Calendars anymore?




Because their days are numbered.
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