Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:29 pmWhy shouldn't you use a pencil with a broken tip?
Because it's pointless!
Because it's pointless!
Nothing, it just waved.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:29 pmRe: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:38 amWhat did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:48 amWhat kind of teacher never farts in public?
A private tutor.
A private tutor.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:43 pmWhat's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
A brick!
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:15 amHow do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
With tomato paste.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:57 amWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's a little lighter.
One's a little lighter.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:06 amWhy did the cyclops close his school?
He only had one pupil.
He only had one pupil.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:47 amWhy don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Because they're shellfish.
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:55 amWhat's Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:43 pmWhy did the old man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Because he couldn't see that well.