They're afraid of stakeholders.
Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Mar 06, 2022 11:36 am
Why do vampires hoard stocks?
They're afraid of stakeholders.
They're afraid of stakeholders.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Mar 06, 2022 11:55 am
Bonus joke today!
Why did the adulterous hitman only get charged with attempted murder?
He missed his wife.
Why did the adulterous hitman only get charged with attempted murder?
He missed his wife.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:12 am
Oh gosh these are terribly funny 
Oh that Bret one was when he was WCW as US Champ 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by OneNineSix » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:30 pm
Nice!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Tue Mar 15, 2022 7:56 am
Why did the limestone leave the geologist??
He was tired of being taken for granite.
He was tired of being taken for granite.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:24 am
Oh boy 
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:05 am
"Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It's 2 AM."
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:54 am
OK, great you covered April Fools Day today PB 
Oh this is clever and classic, just classic
Oh this is clever and classic, just classic
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:49 am
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team
A baseball team
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by OneNineSix » Thu Apr 07, 2022 4:10 pm
lol
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