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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:00 pm
by packerbacker180
What do you call a million rabbits walking backwards?





A receding hareline

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:52 pm
by packerbacker180
What happens when you layeth the smacketh down upon Dwayne Johnson's butt?





You hit Rock bottom.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:46 pm
by Idiot Savant
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party…





Now I’m homeless







(I’ll show myself out…)

Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:47 am
by packerbacker180
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?




SUPPLIES!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:22 am
by packerbacker180
Why did the chicken dating service fail?




They couldn't make hens meet.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:22 pm
by packerbacker180
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?





Because then it would be a foot.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:28 pm
by packerbacker180
How does Darth Vader like his toast?




On the Dark Side.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:12 pm
by packerbacker180
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?





A school bus
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:01 pm
by packerbacker180
How was Rome split in two?





With a pair of Caesars
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:51 pm
by packerbacker180
How do you overcome a fear of speed bumps?





You get over it slowly.
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