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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:41 am
by packerbacker180
How do vampires begin their letters?





Tomb it may concern...
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:30 pm
by packerbacker180
What does a baby computer call his father?





Data
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 11:30 am
by packerbacker180
What's Forest Gump's password?





1forest1
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 2:39 pm
by packerbacker180
Why is Sunday the happier day of the weekend?





Because its after a Saturday.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:27 pm
by BrandonDaCollector
:lol: :batsmh: :smlol: :wwlol:

Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:47 pm
by packerbacker180
Why do ducks have tail feathers?





To cover their buttquacks.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:34 am
by packerbacker180
Why did the coffee call the cops?





He got mugged.
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Welp, I'm going to be gone for a little bit on vacation, so might not be posting regularly. If anyone wants to take over the jokes for a week, you have my permission to do so. See ya down the road.

Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 12:14 am
by packerbacker180
What do you use with Batman shampoo?





Conditioner Gordon
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:53 am
by packerbacker180
What did the one eye say to the other?





Between you and me, something smells.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 10:59 am
by BrandonDaCollector
:lol: about Joker & Punk :batlol: :smlol: :wwsmh: