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Posted: **Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:41 am**

What's a pizzeria's favorite song?

Slice, Slice, Baby

Posted: **Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:56 am**

What do Vegan zombies eat?

"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:01 am**

What did the drummer names his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two..

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:11 pm**

What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:56 am**

How do you watch Origami wrestling?

Paperview

Posted: **Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:00 am**

What do you call an old person who still hears well?

Deaf defying

Posted: **Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:39 am**

What has five toes and isn't your foot?

My foot.

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:35 am**

What has lot's of balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

RIP Markie Post

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2021 9:47 am**

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2021 7:26 am**

What should a sniper never tell his wife?

I missed you today.

Dad Joke of the Day