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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2023 8:54 pm
by packerbacker180
Vavoom.

Why can't the Easter Bunny sleep the night before Easter?





He gets too egg-cited!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:23 am
by BrandonDaCollector
:lol: :batshock: :wwlol: :smlol:

Why do they say don't try this at home and leave to the experts :?




This is why :shock: :batshock: :wwshock: :smgasp:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:53 pm
by packerbacker180
My wife told me this one today, and it was so bad I had to share it so I guess it's the Mom Joke of the Day...


Did you see Justin Timberlake is in the news again?





Spoiler:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 2:43 am
by BrandonDaCollector
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2023 7:36 am
by BrandonDaCollector
What do you call for those that's not a fan of Friday 13th the day, franchise or anything for any reason especially when the 13th is a Saturday like today :?



A close call :roll:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:45 am
by BrandonDaCollector
Make sure to say how your Farther's Day was ;) :batwink: :wwwink:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:37 am
by BrandonDaCollector
What do you call a good, old fashion happy man hugging event :?:



A good bro-mance ;)


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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:07 pm
by packerbacker180
Sad I come to post just below a gif of Carl Weathers. RIP, sir.

Heard this one from my son...


What's faster, hot or cold?





Hot, because you can catch a cold!

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 10:10 pm
by AcidDragon
LOL, uh oh. Soon, your son will be writing your new material!

Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 6:45 am
by BrandonDaCollector
Amazing, what are the odds :roll:

That was some joke your son came up with there.


What do you call old frenemies time that you just know it ain't gonna be just one :?:




An all-niter :batwink:

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