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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:03 am

I wouldn't doubt it, I hate DLST this time of year :roll:

Oh I get that :lol: :batsmh: :wwlol: :smlol:

Why would you waste any precious soda, prank or otherwise :?:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:45 pm

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:58 am

What happens when you pronounce or spell "Gif" wrong :?





THIS :o

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:50 am

What happens when you call a Leprechaun short?





He gets O'ffended!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:59 am

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Mon Mar 20, 2023 8:17 am

It's the first day o Spring :!:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sat Apr 01, 2023 5:20 am

What day is the best day for Jokes :?:



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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:06 am

Lol, when I was an assistant manager back in college at JC Penney, I did something similar. I hid in a gaint box in the stockroom and had a friend bring other people in asking them if they knew what to do with the stuff in the box. When they got close I jumped up, lol.

I was going to tell a time-travelling joke about April Fool's Day but you didn't like it.

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:17 am

Oh I wouldn't doubt you did something liked that, cool :) I never did anything like that however if you read My stuff on My big Halloween post, I'd dress up like Jason Voorhees and stay on the bench, I wouldn't move, I'd even hold My breath and act like a mannequin. I'd hear the kids say is that guy real or some girls that was actually returning from the previous year saying that's the guy rises up and their friends wouldn't believe them then I would all of a sudden rise up and scare them and sometimes even be bold, walk down the steps and chase them. Oh I loved those times, I loved to scare the kids for years, especially the girls, even the adults. So I never did a trash bag trick but I did do that numerous times :blbat:

Interesting, if you did I don't recall it and if you altered time who knows I might like it now. I'm sure you saw your JCPenny on the way too :? :lol:

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Apr 09, 2023 6:47 am

What do you call a Rabbit that has a wife named Jessica :?:

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Lucky :!: :o

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