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Posted: **Sat Dec 17, 2022 10:04 am**

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in History.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:59 am**

Aaahhh

What's one thing Santa hates :?:

Tazmaniacs :!:

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:24 pm**

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:16 am**

What happens when Santa is missing his sack :?:

A conk on the old noggin :batsmh:

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:38 am**

Why should you never lend money to an elf?

They're always short

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:29 am**

How is Christmas exactly like your job?

You do all the work, and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:48 am**

What was the real reason why they decided that Halloween 2 thru H: Resurrection isn't canon anymore :?:

Because Laurie was Kranky about her demise and wanted a new identity along with Scott Calvin after his "Clause" expired

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:23 am**

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?

A Mistle-toad.

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:04 am**

Oh boy all those are a riot :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:57 pm**

What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?

Fleece Navidad

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