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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:31 am
by packerbacker180
How did the ornament become addicted to Christmas?





He'd been hooked on tress his whole life.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:38 am
by BrandonDaCollector
Oh those are hilarious :lol: :batlol: :wwsmh: :smgasp:

Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:39 am
by packerbacker180
How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?





Only one, after that it isn't empty anymore.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:43 am
by BrandonDaCollector
:? :lol: :batwink: :wwshock: :smsmh:

What is one thing Santa will never give to somebody no matter how good they are :? :?: :batshock: :wwshock: :smgasp:



His triple cheeseburger :!:

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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:49 am
by packerbacker180
:lol:

What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?






Comet
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 6:11 am
by BrandonDaCollector
Thanks, that's good :lol: :batsmh: :wwlol: :smlol:

Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:39 am
by packerbacker180
What smells the most on Santa's sleigh?





Santa's nose.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:12 am
by BrandonDaCollector
I don't believe that for 1 second :lol:

What's a human Bumble Bee do during the Winter and on Christmas :?:



Nothing...it's too cold so they just stand there :!:

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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:18 pm
by packerbacker180
Bzzzzz.

What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in Santa?





A rebel without a Claus
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:08 am
by BrandonDaCollector
Oh bruda :roll: :batshock: :wwlol: :smgasp:

What doesn't Santa want to give kids :?



A Punching Bag :!:

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