Why does Santa always use the chimney?
Because it soots him.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sat Nov 26, 2022 10:04 am
Having worked retail Black Friday at least a dozen times in my life at JCPenney, Walmart, and Kohls, I've never seen it that bad, lol. It's busy, but it was never insane like that. Not sure how it is these days as I refuse to go out.
Why does Santa always use the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Why does Santa always use the chimney?
Because it soots him.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:08 pm
That can't be healthy.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Nov 27, 2022 6:36 am
Yeah well your lucky PB, some states get hit hard like that...I don't go out either. You go to the theater every now and then, I haven't since 2020 when everything changed with @nTiV@ and all of this other stuff going on 
Oh that's funny
Oh that's funny
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:10 am
What does a gingerbread man use to keep warm in bed?
A cookie sheet.
A cookie sheet.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Nov 28, 2022 8:55 am
After Black Friday how do you get rewarded after getting beat up whether you found what you wanted or not?
You go to space...CYBER SPACE for CYBER MONDAY
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:19 am
Man, I did all my shopping this year online all weekend.
What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic
What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:33 pm
Lol.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Tue Nov 29, 2022 9:02 am
What happens when everything your woman wants you to get her for Black Friday & Cyber Monday is out of stock 
THIS
THIS
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:27 am
Why was Santa's helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.
He had low elf esteem.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Wed Nov 30, 2022 7:53 am
What do you call a broke Sante?
Saint Nickel-less
Saint Nickel-less
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