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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:20 am
by packerbacker180
Why shouldn't you tell pigs secrets?





They might squeal.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:15 pm
by packerbacker180
Did you hear about the semi-colon who got arrested?






He's currently inbetween two sentences.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:13 am
by packerbacker180
What did one butt cheek say to the other?





Together we can stop this crap.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:25 pm
by packerbacker180
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?





Because they're so good at it.

Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:53 pm
by packerbacker180
I picked this up at Walmart yesterday for $1, so I guess it's indisputable now!

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:50 am
by packerbacker180
Why did the pony drink tea?





It was a little horse.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:10 am
by packerbacker180
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?





Look for the fresh prints
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:34 am
by packerbacker180
What rock group has four men that can't sing?





Mount Rushmore
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:44 am
by packerbacker180
What's a sea monster's favorite meal?





Fish and ships
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:22 am
by packerbacker180
What do you call a gold medalist monkey?





A chimpion.
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