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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:18 am

What's invisible and smells like carrots?





Easter bunny farts
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sat Apr 16, 2022 6:41 am

:roll: :lol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Apr 16, 2022 8:30 am

How do you make Easter easier?





Replace the "t" with an "i".
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Apr 17, 2022 4:45 am

Oh gosh that one is ridicules :roll: :? :batlol: :smgasp: :wwsmh:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:25 am

Where does the Easter bunny get all his eggs?





From an egg-plant.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:37 pm

Oh, so that's where, been wondering that for a very long...I did not know that :lol: :? :smlol: :batsmh: :wwshock:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:02 am

Happy Dyngus Day!

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?





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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:03 pm

That's funny but I really never knew about Dyngus Day so same to you too :)
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:17 pm

It's a Polish, and especially, Buffalo, holiday.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:18 pm

I see, well happy Dyngus day to you again PB :)
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