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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:29 pm**

Why shouldn't you use a pencil with a broken tip?

Because it's pointless!

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:38 am**

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Posted: **Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:48 am**

What kind of teacher never farts in public?

A private tutor.

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:43 pm**

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:15 am**

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:57 am**

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's a little lighter.

Posted: **Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:06 am**

Why did the cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Posted: **Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:47 am**

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Posted: **Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:55 am**

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:43 pm**

Why did the old man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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