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by packerbacker180 » Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:00 pm
What do you call a million rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
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by packerbacker180 » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:52 pm
What happens when you layeth the smacketh down upon Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock bottom.
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by Idiot Savant » Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:46 pm
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party…
Now I’m homeless
(I’ll show myself out…)
I am one of the 63%....
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by packerbacker180 » Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:47 am
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!![Image](https://media.tenor.com/images/55f5938ddfbd6ac456a11644d45e4ec1/tenor.gif)
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by packerbacker180 » Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:22 am
Why did the chicken dating service fail?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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by packerbacker180 » Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:22 pm
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
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by packerbacker180 » Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:28 pm
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the Dark Side.
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by packerbacker180 » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:12 pm
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?
A school bus
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by packerbacker180 » Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:01 pm
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars
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by packerbacker180 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:51 pm
How do you overcome a fear of speed bumps?
You get over it slowly.
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