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Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:29 pm

Why shouldn't you use a pencil with a broken tip?




Because it's pointless!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:38 am

What did the ocean say to the shore?




Nothing, it just waved.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:48 am

What kind of teacher never farts in public?



A private tutor.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:43 pm

What's red and bad for your teeth?




A brick!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:15 am

How do you fix a broken pizza?




With tomato paste.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:57 am

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?




One's a little lighter.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:06 am

Why did the cyclops close his school?




He only had one pupil.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:47 am

Why don't crabs give to charity?




Because they're shellfish.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:55 am

What's Irish and stays out all night?




Patty O'Furniture
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:43 pm

Why did the old man fall into the well?





Because he couldn't see that well.
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