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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sat Feb 19, 2022 4:40 am

Oh that's hillarious, I dig that one :lol: :smgasp: :batlol: :wwlol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:38 pm

Why does Peter Pan always fly?




Because he never-never lands.

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:27 am

Oh gosh, that's hilarious :lol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:58 am

What's the fastest growing capital in the world?





Ireland's, it's Dublin every day.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Thu Mar 03, 2022 10:12 am

:batlol: :wwsmh: :smlol: :lol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Mar 03, 2022 12:58 pm

How do you get a good deal on a sled?





You have toboggan.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Mar 04, 2022 7:23 am

What do you call a fish fry that has no fish?





Deficient.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:00 am

:lol: :smsmh: :wwlol: :batlol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:21 am

Where did Captain Hook get his hook from?





From a second hand store.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:45 am

:lol: :roll: :batshock: :wwsmh: :smhuh:
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