Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:42 am
Great stuff as usual, loved the Joker and speed bumps ones
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:27 pm
Where do football players go for new uniforms?
New Jersey
New Jersey
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:33 pm
What happened when the grape got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
He let out a little wine.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:02 pm
I am sad today.
RIP Norm MacDonald
RIP Norm MacDonald
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:31 pm
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the street?
A crossing gourd.
A crossing gourd.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:38 pm
Did you know on Christmas there's only 25 letters in the alphabet?
Because there's Noel.
Because there's Noel.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Dec 25, 2021 11:29 pm
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:19 pm
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Yaer's Eve?
He got 12 months.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He got 12 months.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:26 pm
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sat Feb 19, 2022 12:41 am
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer?
Because he couldn't see himself doing it.
Because he couldn't see himself doing it.
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