Tomb it may concern...
Dad Joke of the Day
Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:41 am
How do vampires begin their letters?
Tomb it may concern...
Tomb it may concern...
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:30 pm
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
Data
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Aug 13, 2021 11:30 am
What's Forest Gump's password?
1forest1
1forest1
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sat Aug 14, 2021 2:39 pm
Why is Sunday the happier day of the weekend?
Because its after a Saturday.
Because its after a Saturday.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:27 pm
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:47 pm
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
To cover their buttquacks.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:34 am
Why did the coffee call the cops?
He got mugged.
Welp, I'm going to be gone for a little bit on vacation, so might not be posting regularly. If anyone wants to take over the jokes for a week, you have my permission to do so. See ya down the road.
He got mugged.
Welp, I'm going to be gone for a little bit on vacation, so might not be posting regularly. If anyone wants to take over the jokes for a week, you have my permission to do so. See ya down the road.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 12:14 am
What do you use with Batman shampoo?
Conditioner Gordon
Conditioner Gordon
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:53 am
What did the one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Aug 20, 2021 10:59 am
about Joker & Punk 
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