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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:09 am
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:48 am
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree after the woodsman chopped it down?
Nice gnawing you.
Nice gnawing you.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Dec 24, 2022 10:19 am
No joke, just this
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:02 am
What can Adam say to his wife on December 24th and the 25th?
It's Christmas Eve!
It's Christmas Eve!
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:48 am
Oh that's not but it's quite clever PB 
What is strong with Santa Claus
The Force
but it's quite clever PB What is strong with Santa Claus
The Force
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sun Dec 25, 2022 10:55 am
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
Nothing, it was on the house.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:25 am
Oh bruda 
What's better than 1 cat wanting goodies from you for Christmas
2 cats wanting goodies from you for Christmas
What's better than 1 cat wanting goodies from you for Christmas
2 cats wanting goodies from you for Christmas
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by AcidDragon » Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:09 am
"Finally got all the way through that 'Death of Superman' video game...as Steel. Play Superboy and you're history by level three, right? But Steel..." - Kon-El AKA Superboy
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:58 am
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Dad Joke of the Day
by packerbacker180 » Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:30 am
Ugh, that's right. I woke up this morning thinking I slept in long. Guess not. Womp womp.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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