Because he went down in History.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sat Dec 17, 2022 10:04 am
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in History.
Because he went down in History.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:59 am
Aaahhh 
What's one thing Santa hates
Tazmaniacs
What's one thing Santa hates
Tazmaniacs
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:24 pm
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Chill-dren
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:16 am
What happens when Santa is missing his sack
A conk on the old noggin
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:38 am
Why should you never lend money to an elf?
They're always short
They're always short
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:29 am
How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work, and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
You do all the work, and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:48 am
What was the real reason why they decided that Halloween 2 thru H: Resurrection isn't canon anymore
Because Laurie was Kranky about her demise and wanted a new identity along with Scott Calvin after his "Clause" expired
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:23 am
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?
A Mistle-toad.
A Mistle-toad.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:04 am
Oh boy all those are a riot 
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:57 pm
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad
Fleece Navidad
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