He'd been hooked on tress his whole life.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:31 am
How did the ornament become addicted to Christmas?
He'd been hooked on tress his whole life.
He'd been hooked on tress his whole life.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:38 am
Oh those are hilarious 
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:39 am
How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?
Only one, after that it isn't empty anymore.
Only one, after that it isn't empty anymore.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:43 am
What is one thing Santa will never give to somebody no matter how good they are
His triple cheeseburger
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:49 am
What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?
Comet
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Thu Dec 15, 2022 6:11 am
Thanks, that's good 
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:39 am
What smells the most on Santa's sleigh?
Santa's nose.
Santa's nose.
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:12 am
I don't believe that for 1 second
What's a human Bumble Bee do during the Winter and on Christmas
Nothing...it's too cold so they just stand there
What's a human Bumble Bee do during the Winter and on Christmas
Nothing...it's too cold so they just stand there
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by packerbacker180 » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:18 pm
Bzzzzz.
What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
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Re: Bowl Full of Jelly: Jokes to Make You Ho Ho Ho
by BrandonDaCollector » Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:08 am
Oh bruda 
What doesn't Santa want to give kids
A Punching Bag
What doesn't Santa want to give kids
A Punching Bag
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