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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:16 am

Which days are the strongest?






Saturday and Sunday. The rest are all weekdays.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby BrandonDaCollector » Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:01 pm

These are pretty good Packer, keep it up :lol:
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:44 am

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:48 am

What concert costs just 45 cents?




50 Cent with Nickelback
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:04 pm

What do lawyers wear to court?





Lawsuits.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:19 am

How does a penguin build his house?





Igloos it together.

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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Mon Jul 19, 2021 3:10 pm

What kind of bees give milk?






Boobees!
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Tue Jul 20, 2021 1:00 pm

This one's for all the customizers out there doing what you do...

What's red and smells like blue paint?






Red paint
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:20 am

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?





Stationary.
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Re: Dad Joke of the Day

Postby packerbacker180 » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:48 am

What has two butts and kills people?





An assassin.
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